MAGICAL MUSICAL DUEL!
OKAY OKAY, so this is not so much a uni, as it is a few notes about some characters often featured performing music in the background of other universes!
- Once upon a time, Anyong Kim was the K-pop darling of the musical world. With his irresistibly sultry voice and charming persona-- along with his FIERCELY trendy name brand KINGKOLEA he was basically an international mega star, dominating every music chart and runway EVERRRR.
For this, he had the ego to boot.
And a mansion.
And a harem of beautiful k-models... - Then, one fateful Saturday morning as he was having his bi-monthly pedicure and eyebrow wax, he saw for the first time ever... an unfamiliar name next to his own...
- "WHAT WAS THIS" HE THOUGHT IN HIS KIMCHI FLAVOURED TONGUE. HE PUSHED BACK HIS CURRENT ARM CANDY AND RAISED A FINALLY SHAPED BROW.
- MTV answered for him... It was Lithium Rouge, up and coming trashy British rock star.
- HE STOOD.
- HE HUFFED.
- But, then he settled back down, and took a sip of OB...
- 'It was probably nothing,' he thought, recomposing himself.
- But, for the first time in his life... He was wrong.
- Throughout the week, and to his dismay, Lithium Rouge's name and face started to appear more and more alongside his own... Sometimes her CDs even outsold his own.
- Then, one FATEFUL DAY, in a highly publicized interview, someone finally asked what HE KING OF K-POP thought about this **~*~FRIENDLY COMPETITION~*~*
- He looked straight into the TV.
- And he told the world exactly what he thought, with a swing of his head.
- "NO TALENT HACK."
- Later, in another highly publicized interview, another hapless talk show host asked Lithium Rouge what she thought of Anyong Kim.
"I WOULDN'T FUCK HIM IF HE WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH"
(and then she vomited) - THUS SOUNDING THE DRUMS OF WAR.
- BETWEEN TWO MUSICAL GIANTS.
- Oh, and then this country popstar named Marshall who wins America's Got Talent makes things really awkward for the two of them because he's such a nice guy...
- YUP.
