NOEL BENTLEY

"Listen, poppit, you're entitled to my opinion--and, I says that you're gonna like me even if you don't already know it. Got that?"
--Noel pretends she's British

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Name: Noel Bentley
Age: Aged 19, going on 20 in main universe (see "crossover notes")
Eye colour: LIKE WET COAL. (black)
Hair: Black, but prematurely greying. Noel claims that it is a British thing. See references for samples.
Body type: FLAT. Is at most an A-cup.;; Lanky;; 5'6"/167.6 cm
Short personality: Expressive;; ACTS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY;; tough, spunky, lewd.;; PRETENDS TO BE BRITISH;; HIGHLY AND OFFENSIVELY ECCENTRIC.
Distinguishing features: DRESSES AND ACTS LIKE A BRIT, RED PLASTIC GLASSES, likes colours. ...can ride a unicycle and joust.
Outfits: Likes men's clothes, but doesn't hesitate in wearing skirts s'long as she can wear pants underneath ;; not afraid of colour;; likes boots and hoodies and fur. Also, she universe crosses a lot.
Themesong: FOSSILS-- Saint-Saens. | Don\'t Stop Me Now-- Queen

Universe: DD;PL 

DETAILED PERSONALITY.

• ENTJ bordering a little on ENTP
  
• As I’ve stated before, Noel’s personality is basically mine, except she is far more physically attractive, whiter, dumber, and a huger jerkass! (AYYYY.) This is because she is my…self…insert DO NOT MOCK ME. I WILL EXPLAIN MORE ABOUT HER CREATION PROCESS I HAVE A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION AS TO WHY I EVEN HAVE A SELF-INSERT.
  
  
• Anyways, she’s eccentric though overbearingly so, prideful, acts (and looks) like a 12 year old boy, and pretends to be British (the last is due to an idol worship of her grandfather and guardian who is actually British.)
  
  Bravado is her greatest strength, though her bark is far louder than her bite! (she’s actually pretty weak physically!) AND HER WORDS BUILD HER UP TO BE SCARIER THAN SHE ACTUALLY IS. UHH. EVEN IF SHE IS ABOUT TO GET LIKE FUCKIN MURDERED, SHE’LL PROLLY SPIT IN THE OTHER PERSON’S FACE AND GO “YOU PROBABLY DON’T EVEN HAVE IT IN YA.” This has actually happened before.
• She doesn’t tend to make friends very easily, and those that stick around her are mainly those who are unable to say “NO” to her entreaties.  She likes it when people obey and do not question her very questionable statements and likes it even MORE when people follow through with her dumb. 
  
  Oh yeah I should mention she’s really dumb in that ignorant bigotted kind of way AHAHAHAHAH..
  
• Her life-long goals include becoming EXACTLY LIKE HER GRANDPA, meeting the QUEEN OF ENGLAND, and being the very, very, very best. She doesn’t like being shown up and will resort to ANY MEANS POSSIBLE to kick her competition in the balls. If at least she doesn’t win, EVERYONE ELSE MUST LOSE 

MORE DETAILS CONCERNING POWER.

• Her power is the ability to manipulate the visible light spectrum! That is, she can brighten, saturate, and change the hue of colours.  (OH MAN SHE CAN MAKE YOUR CLOTHES LOOK LIKE A DISASTER…) At her greatest effort, she can make a regular object almost blinding. She must be present in order for her power to work. Things turn back to normal colour-wise when she’s not around!
  
  Needless to say, her power is useless… Unless paired with her brother Leon who has the ability to create massive butterfly projections. With his butterflies and her colour intensifying, they can cause epileptic seizures….! LIKE CRAZY LIGHTSHOWS HAAAYYy. they’re also pretty fast, so they can knock you out/dodge, but if you hit them they go down down down….
  

NOEL'S PAST

• I described her family situation here! Noel very easily has the most developed family tree of my characters.
•  But, I’ll describe it again in brief. Basically, her daddy got sick, became mentally ill, her mommy ditched her babies at grandpa’s to find a cure, and probably got lost sometime along the way… Then Noel and Leon turn nineteen without having once seen their mother. *___* 
• IN HER MAIN UNIVERSE, HER GRANDPA WAS A GREAT PLAYER IN THE GOVERNMENT, BUT RETIRED SOON AFTER HIS WIFE PASSED AWAY AT HOME DUE TO OLD AGE.
  
  NOEL WANTS TO BE EXACTLY LIKE HER GRANDPA, AND USES WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY TO RISE TO THE TOP LIKE HE ONCE WAS. so she’s kind of an antagonist? But not really, because she is easily defeatable without her brother and her brother is the type of morally endowed person that would warn everyone about his sister’s plans if they become too mean-spirited!
  

RELATIONSHIPS.

• Leon: Noel is the closest to her twin brother, Leon. Leon is a lot like his twin sister in many ways, and they are the very best of friends. They look very similar, and are naturally young and mischievous souls. They also dress the same, except rather than red glasses, Leon usually wears brown glasses. HOWEVER, unlike Noel, Leon is about four inches taller, has browner hair, and his eyes are a grey blue. He also doesn’t actually need glasses (LMAO). He’s a great deal less malicious in his mischief, as well. (HE KNOWS WHEN TO STOP, NOEL WILL TAKE IT FURTHER). 
  
  For the most part, however, he follows wherever Noel leads.
• Mitya: She thinks he's a dumbass, but likes hanging around him because they're both energetic and fun. At the end of the day, however, their ideals strongly contrast one another and I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF THEY HAD TO FACE OFF IN THE STORY.
• Superior: She's completely obedient to Superior and is willing to follow his sometimes terrible demands, in hopes of gaining his favour and moving up.
• Gwen: In a regular high school universe where all our OCs collide collide collide, Noel follows Gwen around and makes Gwen act as her gopher. One day Gwen snaps and almost kills Noel. But, to Gwen's surprise, Noel still approaches her the next day and demands she do shit for her!
  
  They're pretty OTP imo.

OTHER SHIT

• Voice acted by Mae Whitman. “Lacey Shadows”;; go to 1:10.
• hernails are fabulous
• If you haven’t noticed, Noel is backwards of Leon and vice-versa.
• Noel has horrible hand-writing. 
• Her knowledge of military procedure is quite extensive due to the fact that her grampy was a soldier before becoming a government official.
• Trims her hair every week to keep the shape
• She plays chess very well, but is dumb at school. 
• Actually she has shitty-fuck logic. For whatever reason, she just plays chess very well.
• If she were a fruit, she’d be an apple
• If she were an animal, she’d be a motherfucking bear.
• Unlike her brother, Noel is legitly (and quite severely) near-sighted.
• Noel has a fake British accent. She lapses into her natural American accent when pissed/excited. She also talks VERYVERY loudly.
• Her sub/Japanese name is Noe, but she goes by Noemaru. Her sub voice is done by Yumiko Kobayashi [AZUMA FROM YAKIPAN AYY]
• Noel’s favourite foods are either sweet or spicy or both. She’s not fond of creamy, or extremely rich things preferring instead salads and fruits. Also, she eats bell peppers like apples.
• Noel has no preference in shoe brands, but DOES love wearing hugeass boots. Her shoe size is a 7.5 (women’s US) 38 (women’s Euro), 6 (men’s US) 38 (men’s Euro).
• Can't tell the difference between azn countries
• In a regular universe, she rides around on a horse whenever possible. Or a unicycle. 
• I think she’s a dyke.
• Yeah I’m pretty sure she is.
• DAMNIT NOEL WHY YOU SO CONFUSING.
• i think the only pairing of my charas that’d weird me out (NOT INCLUDING THE PEDO PAIRINGS AND PAIRINGS INVOLVING HADLEY) is she and mitya. yeah. i’m pretty sure. LMAO LSDKJGLWEKG.

CROSSOVERSCROSSOVERS. Me being nerdy.

• In all of the below, Noel lives with her grandpapa for reasons stated above. 
• In Pokemon, Noel plans to be the fucking master of everything. She tries to have a well balanced team, but her favourite types are fire and electricity. Her favourite pokemon is her Luxray named Admiral. She met him as a shinx and was the first pokemon she ever caught!! Her pokemon are named after Navy officer positions. She’d be 11 years old.
• In Digimon, Noel’s crest is FRIENDSHIP. She’d be 12 and the lineup would be Pawn Chessmon White, Knight Chessmon White, Bishop Chessmon White, King Chessmon White. 
• In HP land (WHICH HAPPENS TO BE HER ORIGINAL UNIVERSE DID YOU GUYS KNO THAT NOEL WAS AN HP CHARA BEFORE…), Noel’s in Gryffindor and she’d be halfblood (her mother being a witch, her father being a muggle). Her wand would be 11 1/2 inches of applewood, with a rainbowcorn hair core. Her patronous would be a sunbear. She’d enjoy dueling/Defense Against the Dark Arts and obsess over Wizards Chess. In addition to this, she’d also really hate Potions. Much to her dismay, her brother landed in HUFFLEPUFF. 
  
  …She bugs him a LOT about that.
• If Noel were a planeteer from Captain Planet, she’d have the power of fire. AKA The girl version of Wheeler.
• If Noel were an alchemist in FMA-world, her grandfather would be fuhrer and she’d joined the army in order to follow more closely in his footsteps. During the exams, she got Leon sick/sabotaged his chances of beating her. Currently known as the Gunbuilder Alchemist, Noel specializes in making buildings burst forth from the ground as she is incredibly showy like that.
• In a retarded medieval universe Noel would be a knight that jousts it is p. awesome.
• OH SHE ALSO HAS A FEUDAL… AMERICA… FORM…

Creator Insight

• ANOTHER RARE INTERVIEW. you prolly already kno this info if you have my msn. once again. yeah. okay.
• SO NOEL IS MY SELF-INSERT. SHE IS ME IF I WERE DUMB. WHITE. AND ATTRACTIVE.
• I LIKE HER A LOT BECAUSE SHE REPRESENTS ME… AHHAHAHAHAH
• AND SHE’S REALLY EASY TO DRAW.
• UHHH SHE BEGAN AS A HARRY POTTER CHARACTER, BECAUSE MY FRIEND SUGGESTED WE RP HARRY POTTER BUT WITH FEMALE SELF-INSERTS THAT MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER. SO I CREATED NOEL. NOEL BACK THEN DIDN’T WEAR GLASSES AND WAS SPASTIC, BUT NOT A BITCH.
• AND THEN THE RP GROUP DIED AND I CHARACTER DEVELOPED INTO AN ASSHOLE. FOR ACCURACY’S SAKE NOEL DID THE SAME. I ALSO BEGAN WEARING MY GLASSES. SO NOEL DID THE SAME. I DIDN’T ACTUALLY NAME NOEL, A FRIEND DID IN THAT AFOREMENTIONED GROUP. AND I DIDN’T LIKE THE NAME AT THE TIME, BUT I COULDN’T CHANGE IT EVEN AFTER I OVERHAULED HER SO IT STUCK. OKAY.
• AYYY
• Uhm, I also like her a lot because of her family! I always add more and more details onto her tree.
• i love how shallow this insight is compared to all my other insights OPPPSS