Phillip Pinkerton

shame, shame shame.

lines by gorachi@DA, colouring by h-heika@DA | flippancy gaia avatar

QUICK NOTES FOR POTENTIAL ARTISTS.

Age:

Eye colour:

bright pink

Hair: BLACK

Body type:

Short personality

Outfits:

Distinguishing features:

Themesong:

Cohen's Masterpiece

Universe

Killing The Inner Child

Big Hatted Biddies

SOMEWOT DETAILED PERSONALITY

ISTJ

PHILLIP or Miss Pinkie/Pinkerton as she prefers is an incredibly posh individual... and she makes especially sure to show it in the way she presents herself. She speaks tactfully, although most of her words are venomous in nature. She dresses stylishly and smartly (with some tendencies towards overdressing). And, she is very, very clever.

Because she is so clever, she often curtails rules (finding plotholes is one of her fortes!!). And because she words things in roundabout ways, it's very hard to accuse her of much anything!!

UNFORTUNATELY, her diplomatically Machiavellian ways and her MEDDLESOME DRIVE usually lends her to positions of POWER. ...Which totally sucks because she is both a teacher and the current president of the Big Hatted Biddies.

She likes finding dirt/keeping tabs on people to blackmail/use against them later.

While she prefers power over money, but both is nice

She's generally not a fun person to be around!!!

She has high set standards for everyone and is often very critical!

ABILITIES.

Excellent memory, and eye for details. She's fiercely observant and claims that she can spot a lie from miles away.

CANON PAST

Her fabulously wealthy parents wanted a boy.They didn't get a boy, but liked the name Phillip anyways.She was teased by other children and her younger sister for her name so she hates people in general.
Even though the teasing wore down by the time she moved from grammar school to secondary school, Phillip still hated everyone and focused on being the *~*BEST**~**~ instead of making friends.
Sadly though, this time period doesn't lend itself to many opportunities for wommen so she used her education and way with words to become a teacher.

PINKIE'S PLACE IN THE ANIME

(Disregard her canon past if you're reading this)
Designated members are born from the wishes of parents on various objects. Miss Pinkie was born from a wish on a tutu.
HIGHLIGHT FOR EPISODE SPOILURZ
IT WAS ORIGINALLY A LIGHT NOVEL. MISS PINKIE WAS MUCH MORE MALICIOUS BUT IN ORDER TO APPEAL TO YOUNGER AUDIENCES, THE ANIME DECIDED TO DOWNPLAY THIS AND GIVE HER A TRAGIC PAST. In about episode 25, it is found that a tutu serial killer almost destroyed the tutu she was born from. She was thrown into a coma for 3 years... And her parents, in the meantime wished upon a ballgown for a younger sister. When Miss Pinkie awoke and found that her bedside was ABANDONNED in favour of her sister's DANCE RECITAL, her heart filled with RAGEEEEE and HATREDDDD FANS ARE SPLIT OVER WHICH VERSION THEY LIKE MORE AND IT'S ONE OF THE KEY DEBATES REGARDING THIS SERIES. yes.
Other discrepancies include the overplay of her sister in the anime and the censorship of her words.
One of the themesongs is Birthday Eve by Koda Kumi. It stars the biddies in kawaii dresses. Dancing around. With a baking montage. And then it closes up to all their faces in frames corresponding to their colour scheme/shape. And then they skip across the screen with said corresponding shapes trailing behind them. Cherie is at the end. She jumps and then the next part of the song begins. Also they ride on a rainbow. Somewhere.

PINKIE'S RELATIONSHIPS

She hates kids due in part to her past. She became a teacher in order to hurry along their growth into proper adulthood.

Had a younger sister who was lovely and warm*~*~ Said younger sister was *~*~*LOVED BY ALL~*~* and lead a generally happy life (married with one son).

And then that sister and her husband died in a trolley accident.

...BUT THEY DIDN'T LEAVE BEHIND ANY MONIES. OH NO.

What Phillip got was custody rights for their boychild instead...

UNSURPRISINGLY, Phillip makes a horrible mother. For the most part, she is detached from her nephew/adopted son (Shylock)... And left him to his own devices. Until sending him off to a military academy when he was old enough.

WAT A GOOD PERSON.

HER RIVAL IS VICE PRESIDENT OF THE BIG HATTED BIDDIES ASSFRUIT/MISS CHERIE. SHE HOPES TO FIND A WAY TO KICK HER OUT SOON.

Fans speculate, though that she was the one that gave Miss Cherie her partridge Stuffings due to the similarity in silhouettes featured in the flashbacks. There are many overlays going around on 4chan.

Their ship name is PRESIDENT SHIPPING. There is a lot of angry, borderline-abusive sex & rapefics on the biddies kink meme on livejournal.

Distantly related to NOEL BENTLEY;; Family tree

OTHER SHIT

She becomes a spinster if that isn't already obvious.
Has her students call her Miss Pinkie so they perceive her as kind and cute (LIKE BABY MICE!!)
But it doesn't work
Doesn't like being called Phillip
Is very pale, but wears makeup so it looks better.
Can play the piano like a pro.
Voice acted by Fenella Woolgar @ age 28

AU NOTES

In Harry Potter she's TOTALLY slytherin-- head professor, actually. She is an animagus (as a rat) and her patronous is also that of a rat.
Her daemon in His Dark Materials universe is that of a rat.

Creator Insight:

LOL SHE'S ALSO KIND OF A SELF-INSERT (being based on my gaia avatar) so she's kind of an evil jerkass

hnn another female virrain i sure do love them.

BACKUP

Phillip Pinkerton